Winning isn’t everything, but the will to win is everything.
Sleep well, and may all your dreams be dry ones.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Oliver Wendall Holmes
Short things are short all over and long things are long all over.
The only difference between try and triumph is a little umph…
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
I don’t generally feel anything until noon; then it’s time for my nap.
I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.
Karen Kaiser Clark