Winning isn’t everything, but the will to win is everything.
Vince Lombardi

Sleep well, and may all your dreams be dry ones.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woodie Allen

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Anonymous

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Oliver Wendall Holmes

Short things are short all over and long things are long all over.
Jim Harrison

The only difference between try and triumph is a little umph…

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

I don’t generally feel anything until noon; then it’s time for my nap.
Bob Hope

I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.
Shelly Winters

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
Homer Simpson

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.
Karen Kaiser Clark