joy is not in things…it is in us!
Richard Wagner

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
Sid Ceaser

Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.
Remy de Gourmont

My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Failure is success in progress.
Anonymous

I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur

I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate in it.

The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
Tre cool

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I have very short hair. It’s the only cute haircut I think I’ve ever had.
Jamie Lee Curtis