Our pleasures were simple-they included survival.
Dwight D Eisenhower
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Henry J. Kaiser
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
I intend to live forever- so far so good.
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.
Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.