Our pleasures were simple-they included survival.
Dwight D Eisenhower

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
Danny Ozark

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Henry J. Kaiser

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

I intend to live forever- so far so good.

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
Will Cuppy

To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway

I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
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