I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Look at me! I am angry eating!
Jenny

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Robert Frost

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Knox quote

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot

Do unto others before they do unto you.
Anonymous

The Internet is a gateway to get on the net.
Bob Dole

The true pleasure of life is to live with your inferiors.
William Makepeace Thackeray

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
Yogi Berra

Start slow, then taper off.
Walt Stack

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
President Gerald Ford