I think; therefore I am.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
George Bernard Shaw
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
No one ever says It’s only a game, when their team is winning.
Happiness is having your girlfriend’s lipstick the same color as your wife’s.
Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? – NA
With true friends… even water drunk together is sweet enough.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.