I think; therefore I am.
Rene Descartes

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
George Bernard Shaw

I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Albert Einstein

No one ever says It’s only a game, when their team is winning.

Happiness is having your girlfriend’s lipstick the same color as your wife’s.
Unknown

Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Stephen Wright

Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.
Anonymous

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? – NA

With true friends… even water drunk together is sweet enough.
Chinese Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.